It's just great to think about a really stoned producer sitting at home some Tuesday, watching the Food Network, and being inspired to but this track together:
Kaz Kyzah "Recipe"
I thought only broads watched the Food Network. I like to think of it as an odd form of pornography for girls, who aren't allowed to eat as much as dudes. For good reason, too. If wide availability of pornography on the internets has reduced the incidence of rape (it has, apparently), then perhaps the Food Network, by the same token, could make for less fat chicks. I suspect the opposite is true.
But I digress.
The important thing is this: Kaz claims he can cook coke into crack on his Foreman grill. Now that is something I'd pay good money to see. Perhaps his last batch was a little greasy? More health-conscious dope fiends are demanding healthier product? Could you imagine how undramatic that scene from Menace II Society would be if instead of turning on the gas flame, dude just plugged his Foreman in, and waited for the light to turn green or some shit? In slow-motion. I have to scold Kaz for thinking of such a pedestrian (and probably impossible) way to cook crack. On the other hand, his creativity is commendable, as is his dedication to public health. Well done, Kaz.
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Dudes will watch anything when stoned, fact. Even Ghostface gets faded and watches Larry King Live.
jj (just joshing) that was Raekwon...of all people you'd think he would be watching the food network. I guess it's like Chris Cole watching X-Games, every two seconds, 'pfft, i got that switch on mushrooms.'
What is the connection between rappers in San Francisco and Kansas city? Its where Mac Dre was shot, for one thing. Gets shouted out repeatedly in different songs, as opposed to a million other cities. So, what's the connection?
chris cole is so over, chris. i'm sorry man. mike mo is was realer.
christopher - i don't know, man. why are there so many albanians in connecticut?
is *way realer
I aware of the flare...but he is just a you tube skater...and i heard a lot of his stuff is green screen.
I *am aware. Whatever, moot point.
Hey, can you set the record straight on the roll of the punk rock breezy in the rap game? A lot of emos puffin' chests when I tell them most hip hoppers are trying to cop some punk rock booty. Most notably the last and great Judge Dre.
Isn't there a Mac Dre song where a punk rock bitch makes him cum in 10 seconds flat? Must have been some really good head.
Also, nothing says "sure thing" or "low self esteem and in need of attention" like a beezy with the poor judgement to tat herself up, pierce everything, color her hair and dress like an idiot. Granted, there are a lot of girls who listen to punk rock who this doesn't apply to but they're the exception to the stereotype. Also, most punk rock girls like to represent themselves as progressive and, really, what proves you're not a racist better than getting fucked by a rapper?
Going for girls with poor judgement and low self esteem transcends race and culture and nationality.
leeper:
i cosign the above statement in full.
i mean, if you really wanna trace the punk rock beezy lineage all the way back, you have to peep BLONDIE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8
Fab Five Freddy was smashing that shit WAY back man.
SERIOUSLY EVERY DUDE HAS TO HAVE ROSS, JOE OR SANTANA(LIGHT WEIGHT TURDS WIT A NICE HALF OF A 16 ONCE A SEASON ) ON REMIX . BE ORIGINAL AND TRY SOME STARVIN ARTIST WHO GOT BARS LIKE TURF TALK OR BEIN BIAST 40WATA(dudes been usin him though so he got love)OR MAYBE bring back og's spice1 or dub-c maybe yukmouth if he stop cryin all the time
i see why wayne is he is so pathetic on the mic i get goose bumps and shart
random thought after a night of yayo still awake at 7 in wisconsin(badgers are beast butch also toots yowda). i need a blog to put this out but PILLY YA SHOULD BLOG A STORY BOUT THIS TRAGIC MESS ON THE COAST ALL OVER BUT WEST. THE WEST IS BEIN BLOCKED BY THEM SELVES THOUGH FOR WACK BEATS LATELY AND DUMB FEATURES . THE YAY GOT MURKED MURKED I SAY BY HYPHY MOVEMENT . 40 MADE IT NATIONWIDE BUT NEVER MADE TO MANY HYPHY SONGS , SO HE STILL SHININ CAUSE HE ONLY RAPPER ON THE WEST OR PROBABLY ALL OVER THE USA THAT REINVENTS AND STARTS LINGO AND MOVEMENTS MAYBE WEEZY F. BABY < HE A MONSTER MASHER. IM DONE COKE IS GAY
I wanna see Clyde and Kaz put out an album together....tired of waiting for Clyde's solo.
another city that bay cats always rhyme about is boston. what's up with boston? san quinn said he gonna take the red eye to boston. rydah j klyde talks about boston, too.
In Treal TV#1 the homey Mac Dre revealed that "flight to Boston" meant you were getting some boss head, which means really good head.
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