It's just great to think about a really stoned producer sitting at home some Tuesday, watching the Food Network, and being inspired to but this track together:
Kaz Kyzah "Recipe"
I thought only broads watched the Food Network. I like to think of it as an odd form of pornography for girls, who aren't allowed to eat as much as dudes. For good reason, too. If wide availability of pornography on the internets has reduced the incidence of rape (it has, apparently), then perhaps the Food Network, by the same token, could make for less fat chicks. I suspect the opposite is true.
But I digress.
The important thing is this: Kaz claims he can cook coke into crack on his Foreman grill. Now that is something I'd pay good money to see. Perhaps his last batch was a little greasy? More health-conscious dope fiends are demanding healthier product? Could you imagine how undramatic that scene from Menace II Society would be if instead of turning on the gas flame, dude just plugged his Foreman in, and waited for the light to turn green or some shit? In slow-motion. I have to scold Kaz for thinking of such a pedestrian (and probably impossible) way to cook crack. On the other hand, his creativity is commendable, as is his dedication to public health. Well done, Kaz.