Hunid Racks Breaks into Blunt Market

About a year ago, if someone told me that I would be able to take $100,000, unwrap it, and smoke weed out of it, I would say "Hold on, hombre. That's total baloney!" Well, it's 2008, and that preposterous suggestion is now a reality. Well, actually, Hunid Racks Cigars come in five packs, so I guess each one is worth about $20,000. According to the website, you can now "Drink Money. Smoke Money. Wear Money" and of course, "Make Money".

I'd take issue with Hunid Racks on supporting such an uneconomical way of smoking weed. While the drink would presumably give you the energy to, you know, stay on "the grind" longer, blunts are an inherently wasteful thing in my opinion (ask C-Fresh!). For a brand that promotes individual hustle as a way to achieve prosperity, this seems to be a contradiction. The blunt presupposes you are already prosperous. The energy drink does not, but offers a solution - more hustle. In a can.

However, because they brought Gucci Mane in to promote these things, I have a hard time complaining.

Yukmouth, Messy Marv, Gucci Mane, Keak da Sneak "Come Blow Wit Us"
(sry, zshare is down or something...)

I would have - perhaps - tweaked the name of that song a bit. Still, I can think of no better spokesperson than Gucci Mane for a blunt company. He seems perpetually stoned, and there's a lot of evidence to suggest that he probably is. For instance, how many blunts deep do you think Gucci was when he decided to get a Bart Simpson chain?

I'm guessing four.