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Thursday, December 10, 2009

The More Things Change...

...the more they stay the same.

Smoov-E "Dick Like Mine"

Smoov-E has gone totally acoustic. This isn't even close to rap. It's more like coffee shop rock about penis. I really don't know what Smoov-E thinks the market is for stuff like this. Solo male singer acoustic rock is already considered rather softhand. John Mayer, James Blunt (right?), etc. What makes it any less soft for being about the singer's dick? In fact, you might argue that's more "pause"-able. Right?

Enjoy your weekend.

13 comments:

bolinas said...

what the fuck. slipping.

Juice Mannen said...
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Juice Mannen said...

He did it before. He had a song on his very weird album from earlier this year called "long duck dong" which is equally unexplainable.

That album, "Simply Suggestive" is the weirdest shit I've heard all year. It's would be the weirdest thing I've ever heard if it wasn't for that time a friend played a Buck 65 album in his car, an entire rap album about him riding his horse, no metaphor.

Tinyfolk said...

This may be the first time I've had absolutely no desire to download an mp3 you have posted on this blog.

Nate said...

Wow, some bullshit rap/acoustic indie ass crap. Thank god you brought this music to our attention, lest the lack of similar content EVERYWHERE leave us with a vacuum of pretentious crap.

For anyone wanting some real slap, check out these tracks. The first one is off Berner's 2009 album Weekend At Bernie's. The second is off DJ Fresh's Tonight Show (album not mixtape. Dropped not long ago) with The Jacka, Mr. Tower and Fed-X. Do we ever get any Mr. Tower? NO because you refuse to recognize the genius of certain chosen works of the Livewire catalog and within this bias is your major fault as the face of underground bay area music on The Internets (srs business). BERNER: http://www.zshare.net/audio/69870435a28be690/
DJ FRESH: http://www.zshare.net/audio/69870715fcaef04a/

mr. pilly wonk said...

^^I'd hardly call Smoov-E crooning about his penis "pretentious".

That's quite an accusation regarding Livewire records. Maybe I'm just lazy/busy. I'll be sure to give it a listen.

Nate said...

Ay u no i got hella love 4 dis blawg

Sife said...

lmao vocab change. went from "pretentious" and shit to

"Ay u no i got hella love 4 dis blawg"

Thats either some front, or motherfucker got split personalities

longfellow said...

Hmm.. Here's another bay area dick track. This is from Spadez from El Cerrito called "Dick Wet"

http://limelinx.com/files/b330908f069b8b53584a1f1ab88b5b9c


Many people talk about wet coochies but pre-cum is also a very real part of our world.

Anonymous said...

ya'll are some squares. peep smoov-e dumb on the run.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IItgWiWv92U

shieeeet might as well add me to the contributors. staxwell aint doing shit.

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Generic Viagra said...

I think it's nice to experiment new ways to express his rap. I haven't listened to it yet, but at least his doing something different.

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