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Friday, April 16, 2010

Malki Means King: The Real Life Saul Cohen



This was actually sent to me by Nation friend Bennett4$enate, via Sam Fuller, the guy who directed all the Saul Cohen shorts. This goes to show that he and Rene (Saul) could not have done a better job "documenting" this specific breed of whiteboy.

Rene's character, Saul Cohen, changes his name to Tre in one of the shorts, obviously to conceal just how Jewish he is. Malki Means King - the long form of Malki's name - reveals a similar motive. Just a little bit of Google work reveals that Malki Means Kings' government name is Samuel Malki, and that Malki does mean king, in Hebrew. The similarities abound!

And, actually, like Saul Cohen, there's something oddly likable about Malki, even if he appears to be a shithead. I wonder if Malki, like Saul, struggles with his dual identity, and his wacky demeanor in public is a mask to conceal his deep loneliness. Also, maybe if you're reading this, could you email me an mp3 of this song?

26 comments:

w said...
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w said...

95% of guys from berkeley wish they were from richmond

lol at dome apparel

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MisterCWK said...

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willy said...

took care of that.

bennett4senate said...

yeah whats up with Dome Apparel? I'm not in the bay so unfamiliar. Does the fact that Malki was in there make him more real or more of a clown? i.e. is the place legit or wack?

willy said...

the only noteworthy thing is that he didn't go to The Berkeley Hat Store, which is known to be the spot, on Telegraph. But that's up near Cal, and San Pab/Ashby is a little bit "harder" as far as Berkeley goes. Further South, closer to the water.

Marnacle said...

You better believe guys like tre are real. I went to school with Malki (never really knew him though)@ BHS and Sam fuller since 6th grade. .... I don't know where these guys come from maybe its because every kid from in whole city goes to the same high school (3000+ students) which makes for endless cultural exchange. ...... maybe whiteboys realize their privilege among their peers and it makes them feel monotonous so they craft this kind of personality. You gotta check out the cover for Malki's mixtape it is so tight/crazy he is standing outside this haunted house or something. There was a facebook event for it but I couldn't find it for you. I know he put some flyers of it around Telegraph.

Anonymous said...

this is awesome haha

og said...

dog if i see dude on the street imma be like 'oh shit its malki! oh snap! b-town boyee! waterfront go!' etc etc...i gotta admit his shit is not terrible except for in asthetics.

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Nicholas said...

i think it's refreshing
and ive seen much worse

Anonymous said...

i hate to say it but malki definately goes. i wanna bump this shit on the way back from the bars with a car load of people tonight lol

Anonymous said...

So... hatin cause he's a jew? I don't get why this is bad?

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Samuel said...

this is malki means king. im not jewish. lol.

Samuel said...

also the .mp3 of the malki song is on itunes. i just got a check from itunes most of the sales are from the malki song!!! im bout to drop an album soon i need some promo on that. Please stop saying this jewish hebrew shit. im not jewish at all, my mom is italian my dad is lebanese. its my dads last name that side is from the middle east seriously. confusion like this is the reason i made the malki song... malki means king

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